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Little Rope is the eleventh studio album by American rock band Sleater-Kinney, released on January 19, 2024, on Loma Vista. Produced by John Congleton, the album was preceded by the singles: \"Hell\", \"Say It Like You Mean It\", and \"Untidy Creature\".
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Vivek Bhargava is an Indian entrepreneur and a figure in the digital marketing and technology sectors. He is the co-founder of a SaaS startup.
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Francesco Bassani was an Italian geologist and paleontologist among the first to identify ichthyosaur fossils from northern Italy.
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