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{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?","punchline":"Damn!","id":172}
{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}
{"fact":"Jaguars are the only big cats that don't roar.","length":46}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of music do planets listen to?","punchline":"Nep-tunes.","id":255}
{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
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